Draft order — round one

The board opens when the first pick lands.

1. 01Gabe Johnson★★A$AP DADRB
2. 02Cody CapeKC Long DicksRB
3. 03Broderick Stohs★★Ladd and BoujeeRB
4. 04Chase BanisterWhat The BucWR
5. 05Connick RoeDefinitelyNotACopRB
6. 06Taylor HagemanLamb Is Silent No MoreRB
7. 07Connor MickensHurtin for a SquirtinRB
8. 08Jenson KingsleyTeam KingsleyWR
9. 09Sam MorganTropicThunder69WR
10. 10Grant Bellar★Fluffy BiscuitsRB
11. 11Grant Walker★..RB
12. 12Trey SleepPat Me DownRB
13. 13Shawn Bontrager★ALL BALLS NO PENIXRB
14. 14Evan SkeltonSaquon Deez Nuts
15. 15jacoby robinson★★The Robbing SonsRB
16. 16Ryan La Combe★Barkley's Big SaqWR